Thursday, 8 March 2012

Coffin Bay to Ceduna 14 Feb


14 February       
Thought we should check out our surroundings and decided to drive around Kellidie Bay National Park, took all sorts of tracks and ended up somewhere overlooking the other side of Coffin Bay, Colman thought he could find some oysters in the wild but only got wet.  We ended up on Farm Beach for a couple of hours and went for a huge walk along the beach,  we were parked on the beach and when we saw every other four wheel drive leaving we thought we should do the same.  Got to the exit point and saw a guy stuck in the sand, we had not let down our tyres so Colman decided to gun it, and got us out first go. (I’m so proud of him – sorry in-joke!!). Drove around the area a bit and it was most spectacular and rugged as always.  On the way home we saw Jaspar the friendly ghost, a tree trunk that some local had painted and it looked just like the real thing, what you see in the country!!!  Had 2 dozen oysters to celebrate when we got back, what a life. Peter the Harley rider turned up with a campervan and a hug red-back spider sticker on the side facing our door, great, we were not going to be good neighbours, then he played Bryan Adams and I kind of forgave him.  Tom and wife came over for a drink and a chat – happy hour kind of thing to do!
15 February
Took it very easy and prepared for Ros & Stephan who came over for dinner.  Had a great night with those two, poor Stephan, though his little Mazda 6 was a four wheel drive and almost took out the undercarriage and didn’t live it down!  A little bit into the night we worked out the whole situation and decided that Stephan was actually the slave, he thought he need one but we decided he was one! All very funny and those two are now known as Roslyn & The Slave.  A very good night including some very dodgy dance videos that some girls had told us to download on the IPhone earlier that week!
16 February
Took Momo up to Dunns electrical to have the Jake breaks checked and to also have the generator looked at once again.  We went into town and had breakfast at Del Geornos, did a bit of wandering, did an assorted shop to prepare for the west. Then met Toni & Lee for dinner at the Ming Inn and met three of their friends also including one with a diamond in her front tooth, a lovely lady who did mountain bike racing (and turned out to be a friend of Josel) as well as Kiwi who flew spotter planes for the tuna boats. This was followed by coffee at the Lincoln where your one with the diamond in her tooth left us because her toy boy was waiting for her outside, etc, etc, etc!!!  A very interesting night was had and it was great to catch up with Lee & Toni before we left, would have been great to have a chat with Kiwi but others had more important things to talk about!  Decided to overnight at Billy Lights Point, it was an RV friendly free camp overlooking Proper Bay and a few other vans had taken the opportunity to do so, Colman had a chat with a couple of them, I wasn’t so inclined!
17 February
Did big shop, last stop before the big expensive outback, Susie petrol at $1.43 per litter and Momo diesel at $1.53 per litre, drove Momo back down to Coffins then came back up to Lincoln to go to  “Church” with Petar, Josell, Remy, Yoland.  There was a band and we met some guy who was all of 2 meters (according to me) and 6 foot 8 according to the non-metric people, (you work it out)who could wrap his leg around the back of his head, interesting young man, who was also responsible for making us get up and do Nutbush City  Limits!!.  We also bumped into the ‘Slaves’ wives sister (insider joke – sorry), Colman was the DD so he drove home and I had the hangover!
18 February
Back up to Lincoln for the Farmers Market, in hindsight ‘should have known better’. Popped in to say Hello and Good Bye to Roslyn & The Slave, went down to have some dodgy coffee and a nice pastry of some description.  Then rang Sandy & Ike to work out when they were coming around for dinner, unfortunately we had forgotten that we had arranged to go driving down at Gunya beach beforehand, they would be round at 3pm.  We met up with Toni and told her we couldn’t stick around because we had messed up our social calendar, headed back to the car and met Vera (Petar’s mother) on the way and said our goodbyes.  Arrived back at the campsite, where Josel (who was down for a 50th birthday called past) and then Sandy, Ike, Jennni & Geoff, Malcolm & Pam arrived.  Had coffee and headed off to Gunya beach where we drove in the soft sand and tried very hard not to get stuck, which we didn’t.  Back for a BBQ and had a very lovely evening, most left about 8ish but Sandy & Ike stayed till after midnight.  Had a lovely time and great chat, we got invited to the Alice Springs run in July for 30 days– I can’t wait!! It was something both of us really wanted to do and now we will be going, start organising!
19 February
Organised for leaving tomorrow
20 February
Did the Oyster town walk from the campsite up to the lookout and back down along the bay, took us about 2 hours and most of it was inland and hot.  We did however find a ‘snake’ made up of hairy mollies (for those none Irish they are hairy caterpillars), they had basically formed an orderly column and were wandering across the road, and a mandatory photo was taken.  Now about Oyster town, oyster farming was first established in the area in 1848 and by 1849 there were up to 30 cutters dredging the area for native oysters, by the late 1800 the town had died due to over harvesting!!.  We also saw the ‘Old Well’ a hole with a bit of corrugation covering it which stems from 1866, some remains of cottages from a similar time, really couldn’t pick any part of the cottages- but it said so in the brochure therefor it must be it.  The grand finally of the tour was the rosemary bush planted in 1850 and now (they say) over 30 meters wide! It was exciting and Colman ended up picking some for me, he is just so romantic!! (my hero, by bubs – sorry ‘in’ joke which some will get), it was quite pretty – if you like that sort of thing, we used it on our lamb chops a couple of days later, very exotic!!  Went to get some oysters and as they were busy and we were ‘locals’ I was allowed to pick my own out of the huge crate that they had brought in this morning, these guys hadn’t been sorted so for $7.00 per dozen I could pick whatever size I wanted, I was told if I could open them without the knife I could have as many as I wanted – hmph.. .  It was the first time we saw the ‘oyster machine’ sorting.  It’s a huge conveyor belt and someone stands at the beginning and takes out all the obvious ‘deviants’,  they then head up the conveyor belt and get rotated  around a tub grader with holes in it.  The holes are all different sizes and the appropriate oysters fall out and into their own appropriate baskets – cocktail, bistro, small, medium etc.  I had also learnt the difference between Pacific and Angasi , the quote is that is “ Pacific oysters are the Chardonnay of the wine world then an Angasi oyster  is the Shiraz”, we tried them both and they were right, I can’t explain other than that, if you want to be impressive (or a prat - you pick) next time you buy oyster ask if they have Angasi, because they “simply are the classier oyster!!”.  By God, we have become oyster snobs too (what next?), but Dahrling I really do prefer the Angasi oyster, they do have so much more texture & flavour then ‘those other’!!  Went to local butcher who was from Willunga and had learnt the art of small goods from a German, no more to be said about the quality of the wurst! We finally left Coffins for the Cummins Memorial Lookout which was a rest area right next to the Cummins memorial, yet another drowning in this area. We climbed up the hill and went out onto the cliffs, spectacular and rugged, well worth the effort.  We found an area full of cairns (people piling rocks on top of each other type of thing) so we decided we needed to build one too.  And it was the best one in the area, with the best view and all.
21 February
Left Cummins to Venus Bay and found the free camp right between Venus Bay and Port Kenny, we had checked out Venus Bay and although it was very pretty it was also packed and very small.  We decided to have a shandy at Venus Bay General store, and although they sold alcohol it was not a pub, you have to buy a stubby, a bottle of lemonade and they give you a glass so you can make it yourself.  It was lovely just sitting there overlooking the bay so we thought we would have a second one, then headed off to set up camp.  Didn’t do much after all that excitement.
22 February
Did some geo-caching, first stop was the grave of Patrick Reidy which was in the middle of nowhere, in fact it was just like driving along a dirt road, then the geo-cache says stop, climb over a stretch of barbed wire, over a sand hill and there it was a grave with a steel railing around it, it must have been a local who put the cache there as you would have never known it was there otherwise.  It gave us another reason to appreciate this geo-caching,  A little Pot of Gold was a Geo-cache at the entrance to a bush resort called Coddle park, we went for a look at this ‘resort’ and it may have been someone’s  dream one time but is now very run down.  Decided to head back to the Colton cemetery to check out the grave of the very first Greek settler to SA, he arrived here in 1822 at age 20 and his grave stone is both in greek and english.  This was closely followed by the Bramfield cemetery which included the grave of a Mr William Tree a local land owner and shearer.  Apparently he was a little paranoid about getting his epitaph right that he had his headstone shipped out from England before he died to make sure all the details were correct.  And for your reading pleasure and education that would have been 2052 in fifteen and one half days or the other statistic – 6762 sheep shorn in one season, something to be proud of I guess.  We did pass Nowhere else on our way around but decided not to stop as there was nothing else to see!!  Talia caves were very spectacular; they included the Tub, which was really a sink hole with an entrance to the sea some 30 meters deep and 50 meters across & the Woolshed a large cavern which lead to a cave at the end all carved out by the motion of the ocean!!  On the whole if you are ever down this way it is well worth a look.  Colman decided he needed to climb down into the Tub via some tree trunk that some wonderful individual had carved steps into and at the bottom you got to look out to see, I saw the photos!!  Back home and down to Venus jetty to do some fishing, it was cold, the tide wasn’t just flowing it was racing out and the fish were down below laughing.  Home for port and warm up!
23 February
Venus Bay is a funny little place; the bay is basically completely surrounded with only the smallest opening going out into the Great Aussie Bight.  This makes the waters very calm, as long as the tide isn’t turning and a lot of the beaches (of which there are not many) are very shallow so it seems to be very popular with families (luckily no school holidays at the moment) We did the cliff top walk which was the usual rugged and spectacular scenery and then saw dolphins, there must have been fifty or more in the pod and they were having a great time, we spent ages watching them.  We then decided to build another cairn, which Colman then broke and then we headed off to do some more geo-caching.  The first thing we found was a little goat track down onto the beach which you would need to be a local to find and which took you onto this spectacular and calm beach.  We’re getting addicted to this because it takes you to the most unusual and out of the way places, the next one took us to a grave on its own in the middle of some sand dunes (and we all know I love them) of a local who had died back in 1880 at the age of 40, there was a lovely epitaph (they like them in this area).  The good thing is that if there is any background information it can be found on the geo-cache site – we’re addicted!  We then looked for another on and found our first travel bug (Tristar RG6K6E).  Basically this is a ‘token’ a lovely stainless steel star about 5 cm across which someone, somewhere has placed on the road to travel via the caches.  This one was from Germany and had landed in Perth, come across the Nullarbor and was now with us, not sure yet where we plan to drop it but it will need to be a worthy spot.  After all that excitement we headed off to Port Kenny (I wouldn’t rush to add it to my next itinerary) and decided the mandatory shandy at Port Kenny Hotel was required.  Chatted to a few of the locals, as well as fellow tourists who advised us which caravan park to stay at in Ceduna and which ones to avoid.  Apparently the choice is only 1, the others are either dodgy or covered in barb wire with security cameras and all sorts, hmm,  I wonder what type of barb wire exactly!?! Back to the campsite to organise for tomorrow when I heard the giggling of female voices, Colman was pottering in his shed so they headed over to him.  Turns out there were 3 French girls who were travelling from Shepparton to Caruthers in a car with no air-conditioning.  They asked if they could stay around us to which we agreed (Colman was actually very excited by the prospect, one of the 3 was very pretty, but being from Paris she had the matching mouth and attitude, he would not get away with anything here).  We ended up inviting them around for a glass of Australian champagne and some chocolates and had a very pleasant evening.  Helene was from Paris and she seemed quite worldly and outspoken, Anais was from Toulon and she was a bit more down to earth and very intelligent, Audrey was the naivest of the three.  She made us laugh when she asked if there is a moon in Australia, she hadn’t seen it as yet and didn’t know if we had one down here too!!  All up they were lovely girls, spoke very good English and obviously were tough to pull off what they were doing.  We invited them for coffee the next day and they said they needed to be up early to cross the Nullarbor, we told them we were early risers too so all good.
24 February
Well we got up, had 2 coffees, washed the dishes, had a shower, had breakfast and at this point is was 9.30 and not a thing was stirring over in their tent, 2 slept in the car and one slept in a tiny little tent, temperature had reached about 30 degrees and eventually we saw movement.  They came over, had coffee and after lots of hugs and horn tooting they hit the road.  We got ready and left Port Kenny to head towards Streaky Bay.  Arrived, set up and straight down to the beach.  After we came back up we saw that Peter (the Harley rider from Coffins) was there sitting with a couple with a rig called Cuddles & Co, the people attached to the rig were Bob & Sheryl  & a dog called Rhana (I think) who was more a child then a dog).  We had a chat and were invited down for drinks later, which we did, as well as supper, an entertaining night was had, all very nice and interesting people. Cuddles (I needed to call him Sir Cuddles for the first half an hour – protocol apparently) was a musician and they travelled around playing wherever they could, tending to follow the music festivals around Oz. Peter was from Townsville, his surname was Wilmington so he had visited the place and was most disappointed by it!! Anyway we will very likely catch up again in WA as that is where he was heading, if not we were told to contact him if we ever pass through Townsville.
25 February
Today we were going to take it easy, and we all know the saying ‘Best laid plans of men and mice’. Had breakfast at the campsite kiosk and got talking to a couple about Ceduna, we had heard all sorts, the massive barb wire around the campground together with the electronic sliding gate.  The surveillance cameras up and down the street and the fact that at night they (not sure who!!) turn on the loud speaker with a kind of wailing sound to keep the “locals” off the street.  It was also a dry zone and you would get harassed if you had alcohol, you couldn’t buy cask wine (yes, sadly it is getting to this stage, “store more, break less” and now to top it off this couple had been there yesterday and her comment was that “It was 4 hours of her life she would never get back”! Great…  It was a hot day so we thought we would head into Streaky and check out the town, an hour later and we had thoroughly achieved just that, and with the heat decided an air-condition car was the way to go, so we thought we should drive and check out Ceduna ourselves.  Headed off expecting the worst and guess what, always form your own decisions.  We did laugh at the ‘barb wire enclosed fence, obviously these guys had never seen a barb wire enclosure, most of the wire was hidden behind great walls of creepers and climbers, we eventually found a couple of cameras but –yes- there was an electronic gate!!!  We did find some casks at the bottle shop later on and we never got hassled by anyone, still undecided on the wailing sirens bit, will check it out when we get there.  Drove down to the Shelly Beach caravan park we were planning to stay, looked lovely ad booked  a site, then decided to head back to Streaky and visit the local attractions as well as do some geo-caching along the way.  Stopped at Smokey Bay but the oyster barns were closed and Colman point blank refused to do the geo-cache cause it was on a main road, so we headed off to the next one at Acraman Creek  national park.  The corrugations were amazing, and eventually after taking a few wrong turns we got there.  It was hot as hell, there was a huge beach in front of us and it was covered thigh deep in seaweed.  One thing I do not like at all (really at all) is walking through seaweed, I persevered and got out into sand, so far so good! After that it went pear-shaped! More seaweed, sunk deeper, millions of flies, lost signal to geo-cache, overheating, didn’t bring water from car, more seaweed, full scale panic attack and burst into tears!! Poor Colman, got me back to the car, poured water over me and calmed me down, right I was over this and I wanted to go home!  Left the beach, got lost, no map (were actually never planning on doing any of this today), ended up in sand dunes, turned around, ended up in some derelict  homestead with lots of dogs, no people and lots of cross bow bolts, luckily I got signal on my iPhone and got a map and got us out! Now I really wanted to go home, go far a swim and relax.  See beginning of story about men & mice.  Got back and headed down to beach and went for a swim, on way back Colman talked to some guy about crabbing who then offered him some fish-heads as bait. SO.. had to go up to get bag for fish heads, as we got back the neighbours handed us a bowl with 3 crabs they had too many of, had to get bag down for fish heads, needed to put crabs into a large pot, needed to get sea water so needed to find a bucket and then need to cook these crabs, the neighbour offered to cook them for us if we got him water & salt! Had to socialise with them – 1 very nice woman, nice husband and 1 dodgy couple because they were kindly cooking our crabs, but all I really wanted to do was get a flagon of white wine and hibernate – which I must say did happen after the crabs and social frivolities were done, well – lets just say I Left!
26 February
Petar & Desi arrived around lunch and we went to the Streaky Hotel for lunch and then just sat and chatted.  Petar had gotten me addicted to Gin & Tonics and Desi had brought up a kilo of limes for us so I would survive the wilderness that is Ceduna.  Petar had work to do so we spent some time with Desi then did our own things and came back to get a lesson from Petar on how to make the perfect G&T, followed by several G&T’s.  Jenni & Geoff arrived late afternoon just as Petar  Desi were leaving to go to their do, we had coffee, bubbly which then turned into dinner.  A lovely evening was spent!
27 February
Home
28 February
Lana invited us to go catch razor fish with her, Ron, Heather, Trevor, which we did, another thing we have learnt but I did have a few issues with cleaning the things, you could catch 25 per person or 75 per group so we had about 20ish.  You clean them then and there, Colman chopped the razor shell in half and Lana showed me how to get the scallop out and kindly did them all for me.  Did the Cape Bauer Loop which we had done with my mother and then decided with all the excitement of hunting & gathering we needed to buy another crab net and went to the Streaky Bay jetty crabbing.  Asked 2 young kids who were hanging around the jetty where they thought was a good place and ended up getting a lesson in how to throw the net, how to catch the crabs, where to look for them and the best places to get them.  We got 5 but I couldn’t really do much to them – way too much like a spider so I just hauled them in a handed the net over to Colman.  Apparently you should not take female crabs even if they are the correct size, and you should not take anything smaller than 11 cm from the sides by the pincers.  Then had a Shandy at the Streaky Bay Hotel, apparently the cool room had conked it so they had no beer on tap so it came out of a bottle, not sure if this can rate in our Shandy register. 
29 February
Decided we need to go back to Murphy’s Haystacks and do the geocache and then headed down to Calca and check out the historic township, the cemetery and the old school, was a biggish town once, now there is nothing.  Then on to Point Labatt to see the sea lions, difference between a seal & a sea lion, seals have ear flaps and sea lions have little feety like back flippers that they can walk on (now don’t quote me on this my memory is a bit dodgy but I think that is what the sign said), apparently it is the only permanent colony on the Australian mainland.  Again more spectacular scenery all around, continued around to Sceale Bay (pronounced Scale), did more geo-caching, and then ended up doing the Westall Way Loop Drive, definitely the better of the two drives.  Again the most magnificent scenery, it is amazing how rugged this part of the world is.  Colman had heard that there was good fishing at the Granites so we stopped there, ran into the neighbours from the campsite (the 2 guys).  Colman and I headed off to find our little spot when we noticed about 5 surfers out on the waves, brave or stupid, not sure which, funny thing was there was this old mix of all sorts of dogs just sitting there patiently on a rock with the waves crashing around him watching his master surf.  Such devotion, can’t see me doing that!!. Not that Colman would surf so it’s all good! After all that came back and relaxed.
01 March
Gathered razor Fish, drove (!!) the Historic walk around Streaky Bay, shopped and had lunch at Moceans, brilliant food which was good because we had been trying to come here for days now and each evening for dinner it was closed.  We then headed off to Smokey Bay Rest Area Rest area because Colman wanted to fit the air conditioner into the bedroom without getting helpful hints and suggestions from all and sundry around us.  Relaxed and spent the afternoon doing our Razor fish and dissecting the crabs we had caught a couple of days ago
02 March –0 4 March
Colman fitted air conditioner and I caught up on emails, photos, diary and general stuff that needed doing
Love Momo&Co

Saturday, 3 March 2012

27 Jan to 11 Feb - Mutti Visit


27 January
Ended up being a bit late in town and my mother was already waiting for us.  Took her down to the Pier for a welcome drink and ran into Bradley Flaherty(Police Super) on the way down.  Settled down with a glass of wine and Desi & Petar arrived.  Had dinner and more drinks and a very relaxing night, the Jim Beam girls turned up at some point and Petar & Colman ended up getting a beanie each as well as a photo with the Jim Beam Babes!! We also bumped into Toni & Lee from the Long Table at Tunarama. Everyone was happy & my mother had a good first evening (I have my suspicions!!)
28 January
Port Lincoln Tunarama Parade, went and met Ros and Stephan then met up with Desi & co and watched the parade.  After that we wandered around the stalls, went home and organised salads for tonight’s Goat on a spit up Winters Hill.  It was a great night, food was wonderful and we all enjoyed ourselves, my mother fitted in perfectly and we met a few more interesting people.  Everyone was there, P, D, J, Y, C, R, Alex and lots of others.  The visitors as well as Vera and Chris turned up.  Walked out to watch the fireworks and left sometime after midnight.
29 January
Did very little, needed to recover! Colman wanted to see the Tuna tossing finals, however I got the time wrong and so he missed it…it is a very sore point so I will leave it at that.  Apparently they use plastic tunas in the heats and the trials, but at the finals they use real tuna.  Never did discover what they did to the tuna after it had been tossed! Coffee once again at DG’s.
30 January
Whalers Way ($30 entry fee per car), private property at Cape Carnot, it was named by Frecyinet who was the sidekick of Baudin and discovered in 1803, Carnot was apparently one of Napoleons generals.   It has some of the oldest rocks in South Australia, two thousand four hundred and sixty million years old (give or take a 100 thousand years) and is one of the wildest coastlines about, quite a few people have lost their lives there due to freak waves, and watching it you can easily see how. There are spots where the earth/rocks cracked apart and you can stand and look down in these cracks, if you were to slide the rocks together they would actually fit! Theakstone crevasse is amazing; once you get past the howling wind and the sheer force of the ocean you could see how the two halves of the crevasse would slide together and fit perfectly.  Everything is undercut and parts are collapsing back into the sea so some of the lookouts are no longer accessible. This was also an old whaling area and there are remnants of the old whaling stations, they used to harpoon the whales (Southern Right Whales) and then drag them on shore on these naturally sloping rocks that look a bit like ramps, which made it easy (for the whalers anyway).  Years ago there were still huge cauldrons around that had been used to boil the whale blubber, but have since been souvenired.  Very gruesome but at least is was man against beast, rather than the current machinery used by the Japanese in our waters!!! (pissy – no, never – not me!!) The roads are rough but it could be done in a normal car.  Next few days were spent relaxing, checking out Port Lincoln and enjoying life.
02 February
The Koppio Smithy Museum about 40kms out of Lincoln includes a 1890 cottage as well as old cars, tractors and heavens knows what else including my favourite, the Bob Dobbins Barbed Wire collection, now that was fascinating!  So on that note, I will bore you with details about barbed wire.   There are over 800 variations of wire at the museum, but there are actually over 2000 types of barbed wire in the world (we humans are twisted!!).  The oldest wire dates from 1868 and was patented in USA, the minimum length you need to be ‘a collector’ is 45 cm and the price of the barb wire can range from 25cents to US$400.  Some of the most evil and deadly looking wire is (was) made by blind people somewhere in Africa (I forgot the name of the country in all the excitement, Colman thinks it might have been Rhodesia!)   It was actually one of the best National Trust museums that I have every visited, an opinion shared by the others.  On a more sobering note, there is also a memorial to the 2005 Black Tuesday bush fire which had burnt up to the perimeter fence of the museum and it was very lucky that it was not destroyed.  The fire burnt 145,000 hectares of land and killed 9 people, 93 homes were destroyed and about 47,000 livestock killed.   The heat of the fire must have been incredible, part of the exhibition were ‘sculptures’ including tractors with the headlamps melted into the metal, trees with metal bits fussed into them and one lump of aluminium that used to be a boat engine, you could just about make out the prop.  The fire took 17 minutes to move from Coffin Bay to North Shields, which as the crow flies would be about 40km, winds were gusting at 70kms p/h and it was about 40 degrees.  There is a hill just outside of North Shields (which we were to get to know quite well later in the piece) and apparently a police car drove up the hill to see the fire, they realised it was burning quick so they turned and drove out of there doing about 140km per hour, the heat of the fire melted the taillights of the police car.  We have heard all sorts of tales by people who were actually closely linked to the fire, one couple we met had lost their son in the fire (he was CFS).  One man had two thirds of his house burnt down with him and family trapped in the other third.  A neighbour rescued him using a digger to break down the walls.  Speaking to him was a very sobering and unsettling experience, he told me a few tales of what had happened and also the consequences in the neighbourhood after the fire.  It appears the after effects are still there and illness and suicide has increased dramatically since the fire. I think that situation would be unimaginable unless you had been in something similar.  Apparently the bushfire escape plan now is to head for the ocean and stay there until it’s all over.
03 February
Tour through Lincoln National park followed by a picnic and a long relax at September Beach. 
04 February
Coffins Bay NP 4 wheel driving with Ike & Sandy, Geoff & Jenni plus a couple of others, drove to Point Sir Isaac via 7 Mile beach.  It was a great spin along 7 mile beach, until we reached a “road block” of about 7 4 wheel drivers, not parked in an orderly line along the beach, but next to each other across the beach. What were they thinking.. turns out one of the guys with us belonged to their club so they had a chat and we skirted around them and I kept my mouth shut about – half wits and such like.  We drove a goodly stretch down the beach and then decided to have lunch, we pulled over set ourselves up and settled down for a good old chat. Suddenly these aforementioned half wits turned up, pulled up right next to us (now don’t forget we were on 7 mile beach, not so named because it was 500 meters long), cranked up their stereo’s, pulled out the beer and a Frisbee and started having a great old time.  That the Frisbee didn’t land in my sandwich surprises me considering they might as well have been sharing their tables and glasses with us. Anyway as we started to pack up, so did they and then disappeared into the distance before we could sit in our cars.  Now if someone can explain that to me and make it sound anything other than moronic please let me know!  My mother discovered she had found a favourite bird (we think they were Sandpipers), they were cute, rushing around the incoming & outgoing waves, never getting wet but always looking busy.   After lunch we kept going around towards Point Sir Isaac which was spectacular, it was more of a rock outcrop than a beach but the rocks had been weathered so in parts they looked paper thin, and other parts the rocks had holes in them, just as beautiful as the pod of dolphins that were swimming just off shore. Reef Point Lookout was on a cliff with brilliant views and then we headed down to Sensation Beach.  Sensation Beach is called this because a Tuna boat called The Sensation was stuck here for almost 3 years back in 1969.  Apparently the skipper and crew were down having a few bevies when the boat ran aground, three of the crew were sent with the rear anchor out to sea in a small boat in an effort to plant the anchor and then pull the ship back out.  The bottom being only a couple of feet of sand and then lime stone the anchor didn’t catch but dragged so it ended up high and dry on the beach at the next tide,  nothing could be done, the ship stayed on the beach.  The owner of the boat decided to salvage it and brought in a company whose motto was “The impossible we will do in a day, Miracles take a bit longer”, they were a land based salvage company who decided to get in some heavy machinery (trucks, bulldozers etc) and tow it overland out of the park over sand dunes and such like.  The first 2 kilometres of dunes proved to be their downfall, this whole attempt proved to be the end of this salvage company, attempt 1 failure.   In 1971 the next attempt was to put it on rails and take it out to sea, this failed, the rails sank into the soft sand and (you guessed it) the king tide came in and finished that attempt, attempt 2 – failure!  The ship now lay there, steel from these two salvage attempts can still be seen today.             Finally in 1972, after all these attempts they got an ocean going tug designed for moving oil rigs up from Adelaide to pull the Sensation  off the beach, it was successful and she was refurbished and is now a fishing boat in Coffs harbour.  Apparently for another $100,000 over what it cost to try all these salvage attempts they could have bought another brand new boat.  Anyway -Ce La Vie!  On our way out it rained a little and made the road mad slippery, Ike was up ahead when a roo which had been laying across the road got up to get out of the way of the car, I reckon we were doing all of 10kmph.  Anyway this roo wasn’t too steady on his feet, he slipped most un-dignifiedly and slid underneath Ike’s car who hit the brakes.  The roo then crawled out from under the front of the car, unhurt, and hopped off looking a bit bemused.  His little group of friends were having a right old laugh I would suggest, as were we once we got over the shock of maybe having hit the little thing, well all 7 foot of it anyway… Saw quite a few other roos, turbo chicks (as emus are called around here) as well as a most gorgeous sea eagle.  Apparently he hangs out in this tree all the time and just poses for passing tourist, I don’t think he was stuffed because he did move – a little!  We then had to race back to Kirton Point  because we were due to meet Toni & Lee for dinner at Lee’s place, this had been the third attempt to organise this meal and although we were late it was all good and dinner was great.  Lee’s is a gorgeous pole home and beautifully decorated, we caught a taxi home well after midnight.
05 February
Tidy up and pack up for tomorrow, mother did heaps of sewing for us.
06 February
Port Lincoln to Coffin Bay via Haigh (Hyde) road where we meet  Paul, Des and Craig under rather questionable circumstances.  We had picked up the trailer from the airport and decided to take a short cut and avoid going through Lincoln, I was the scout and found us a nice little dirt road that would do the trick, not to corrugated, not to windy, no overhanging trees, I did fail to notice the incline.  I puddled off in Suzie to check the rest of the road when  I got a call from Colman (with my mother on board), they had stalled half way up this rather steep hill I had missed and then the trailer had kind of jack knifed when the bus rolled back!  Oh Dear!  When I arrive with the car, it did look a little unsettling and bloody hell that hill was steep and the road surface was fine gravel, no grip.  We rang the RAA to see if we could get a tow, God bless the little man when he arrived in his Toyota Troopie, one look said it all!  One of the local farmers then arrived, Paul who was very helpful and pragmatic, nothing was damaged, no one was hurt – it’s all good lets sort it out.  Another farmer from up the road, Des, had a doctor’s appointment but he quickly brought down his pneumatic backhoe to see if it would work, it was not suitable for towing so he with many apologies he  had to leave us to get to this appointment he had waited 4 months for.  His wife came down to see how we were doing, Pauls wife came around to, in the meantime Des had called another farmer to see if he could help. Lots of people  had been watching us from North Shields caravan park, cause this stretch of road could be seen from everywhere!!  Finally Craig rocked up with the biggest tractor I have ever seen, 8 tyres that stood taller than me and I could just about see him sitting up there in his little cab!  On the first attempt the tow rope broke which luckily enough caused no damage although it scared the bejesus out of us, after doubling the rope and on the second attempt he managed to tow all 19 tonne of us straight up the hill.  Many interesting conversation were held on the side of that hill and the mentality of the farming community shone through, they are truly an amazing bunch.  We asked what we owed and were told ‘this is how we do it here, mates stick together”. Hmm, how much we could learn!  Sounds a bit like the Sensation rescue but with a better ending!  Anyhow, after all that off we toddled to Coffin Bay which was actually named after a buddy of Matthew Flinders, Isaac Coffin who assisted Matthew in his preparations for his voyage to Australia.  I’m getting very suspicious of old Matthews preferences at this point, I have yet to come across anything he named after a female……It was discovered in 1802 and been involved in the fish industry ever since, it is now known as fisherman’s paradise and the perfect place for breeding oyster due to the perfect water conditions.
07 February
Drove back into Coffin Bay NP to go for a long walk along Almonto Beach and then up to Point Avoid. Another fascinating place, the land and  water came together at a right angle one lot of waves came straight in from the horizon and the other waves came along the bay at a right angle to the first lot. Spent ages watching the water come in, when the tide turned it was surprising how quickly rocks went under water, you can really see how quickly you get stuck down here if you didn’t know the tides and weren’t careful.  Went to Pure Oysters for our hit of oysters and my mother tried her first real & fresh oyster, it took a while to get it down her throat but I think in the end she did like it, but wouldn’t necessarily try it again (!!).  We bought a couple of dozen and headed home for yet another feast.   Colman went for a midnight walk with his camera, it was a full moon and a lovely night and he took some great photos.
08 February
Up to Elliston and did the Tourist drive with all the Cliff Top Sculptures, then to Streaky Bay where we did the Cape Bauer Loop and then the Westall Way loop.  Again just amazing and rugged scenery, one spot called the Whistling Rocks the ocean had undercut the rocks and there were holes in the rocks.  When a wave came in under the rocks it would push the air out through the holes and it made a sound like heavy breathing or a deep sigh.  Apparently it used to sound like a woman crying in distress but some clever people decided to put pipes down the holes to make the noise louder but just succeeded in making it sound duller but nevertheless very impressive and somewhat eerie, would hate to spend a night there with all that racket!!  We then headed off to  Murphy Haystacks which are located on private property but are in geographical terms called Insleberg (see you do learn) and they are solid blobs of pink granite created about 1500 million years ago and are made up of either boulders or pillars. They were made about 7 to 10 kilometres below the earth surface but now due to erosion parts of them have become exposed.  That is the end of the geography lesson cause it doesn’t say any more on the information board! They are called Murphy’s because it was an Irish agricultural expert who was very impressed with how well the owner must have harrowed his land to get such huge abundance of hay!! Always the Irish, plus that the guy that owns the land is called Murphy helps the matter somewhat!!  Dinner at the yacht club, very cosy atmosphere, get your own meals, stack your own plates and on top of it all..Colman missed out on rhubarb crumble! All three of us went to check out the full moon and take our own moon shadow photos of Coffin Bay.  Home for port to recover!
09 February
We had booked into the Triple Bay Charter aquaculture and sightseeing cruise on recommendation from the tourist office so we were ready bright and early at the marina for a day of sightseeing and tasting sashimi.  We met Peter who would be the captain, tour guide, cook and general entertainer, which he definitely was.  The first thing we discovered was the reason for the name, there are 3 bays in Port Lincoln -  Boston Bay, Proper Bay and Porter Bay, Peter also  explained all the different types of boats, individuals who owned them as well as other very interesting idiosyncrasies of the locals. We then went for a cruise out to the seal colony and apart from seals we saw sea lions and dolphins.  Followed by a trip to the back of Boston Island (as mentioned earlier owned by an ex-mayor) and that is where we got to taste the Sashimi.  Unfortunately the company who usually provides him the Sashimi had sold out of the stuff so had to supply him with an alternative.  This was in our favour, we got to taste the Japanese export grade Otoro cut, and this sells in Oz (if you can get it cause it usually goes to Japan) for $600 per kilo!! It was divine and the best I have tasted, not that I would spend $60 on the couple of slices we each had!  Peter was funny, he gave us a plastic plate and made us stick a little shot glass to it with double sided tape, and we were told once he had put Soya into the glass, not to put the plate down under any circumstances.  Reason that on an earlier trip a very posh elderly lady with beautifully coiffed purple hair had gotten on his trip, someone had put the plate down, a gust of wind and she wore the lot.  That wasn’t the end; Peter tried to help, grabbed a towel and to wipe the Soya off her face, also removing about an inch of foundation and both her eyebrows!!  I don’t think she gave the trip a very high rating. After lunch we took a trip around the Kingfish pens which are kept in one area at the back of Boston Island because the water there is calmer and more suited to these fish (apparently tuna prefer it rougher(!!??!!) and were told the tale of the ‘outhouse’.  Staff need to come out to the kingfish pens regularly to check on the fish as well as the condition of the pens, they come out on fully equipped boats (ie toilet, kitchen and smoking area) however our beloved government and the associated OH&S rules decided they needed to intervene.  They made these people who own the pens organise and build a floating ‘Smoko’ room, so the idea is that the staff get off their boat, do their job, when they want ‘smoko’ they don’t return to their boat but head on over to the ‘floating smoko’.  It cost heaps (I did forget) and guess what, it is never used! Gotta love it!  Another interesting story and the last I will bore you with on this day.  How does one catch the perfect selected  tuna for the Japanese I hear you ask? Here goes: diver gets into water and lets the tuna swim past, tunas can only see forward so they sneak up behind and grab the tuna by the tail and give them a hoik backwards.  This disorientates the tuna and causes a rush of water into their gills and they puff out their gills to get rid of excess water, while the gills are open the diver sticks his hand into the gills and grabs a hold of the heart of the tuna and gives it a bit of a squeeze.  This causes the tuna to freeze and not fight, nor get a fright because he has no idea what is going on cause he still can’t see the diver.  The diver then let’s go a little of the heart and guides the tuna forwards to the platform where his mate (divers not tunas) is waiting for him.  The ‘sushi’ makers now have a maximum of 4 minutes to get the tuna out of the water, killed, de-brained (!!), insert a metal wire down spin to kill nervous system and stop fish from stressing and stop the meat from being contaminated  and onto ice, the best time so far has apparently been 41 seconds.  If it takes longer then the specified time, the tuna is rejected and cannot be sold to the Japanese, the japs actually stand there and watch and time the undertaking!  They haul the fish out and kill it with a spike to the head (apparently there is a dot on the poor tuna which indicates the point where the brain sits).  Although I am not a killer and prefer my food to have no relation to all those living creatures around me, I did find this fascinating.  In fact the whole trip was brilliant, should any of you ever get to do it – it’s a must do!  Don’t take kids – they will be bored!
10 February
Sleaford to Wanna beach run with the 4WD crowd, didn’t get stuck this time but it was fun.  Coffee and lunch in town, Mutti did a bit of shopping and then we headed back to organise for tomorrow.
11 February
Lunch at Del Giorno’s and we finally tried the Kinkawooka mussels, as much as I don’t really like mussels, these were divine, right I’m a mussel snob – its Kinkawooka or its nothing!  This was followed by a trip to Delacoleen winery, the guy could just about look up from the newspaper to say hello and we did inconvenience him greatly by asking for a taste and the wine was crap, oh well - , most unexciting and don’t book me in for Sunday breakfast!  Mutti left at 6pm and it was sad to see her go, we had a great time and she has now found her number 1 son in law!!  We headed off back to Coffins.  Next few days were spent organising and pottering around.  Still tidying up bins and are sending some stuff back to Adelaide as we have decided we don’t need it.
That’s all so for now – Love from MoMo&Co